Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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