Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My vagina just clenched in fear
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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