It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
