i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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