It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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