Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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