make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So squirting runs in the family.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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