dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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