He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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