accomplished twins. life is a go
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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