Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Are my feet made of real feet?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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