On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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