i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
