Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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