let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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