she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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