he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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