hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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