If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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