I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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