That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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