dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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