so that wasnt chicken after all
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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