I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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