neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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