birth control should be required to get into college
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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