Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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