Non-Jews are for practice
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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