she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dear god my vagina.
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