I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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