You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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