Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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