Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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