Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
this boner is exhausting
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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