Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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