Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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