We're facebook friends in real life
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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