just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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