they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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