I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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