I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I will be naked everywhere
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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