Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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