honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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