Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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