He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
