I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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