I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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