my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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