Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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