Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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