there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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