Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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