Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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