Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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