after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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