i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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