Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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