is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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