Need sex. Gaining weight.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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